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Caitlin Gutoski

Going to try and not make this sound like a dating profile even though I'm seriously having PTSD thinking about the last time I wrote something like this.... #married. I consider myself a suboptimal athlete who is better at memorizing iconic rap songs in the outfield than relying on my hand-eye coordination to catch a pop fly. I'm known to support a strict diet of nacho cheese anything and craft beer; also could be partly to blame for my faltering athleticism. I'm a sucker for olive, charcoal gray and basically any other neutral tone - you'll know that by walking into my closet or taking a stroll through our house. Though - a girl does love her pops of accent colors too, ammIright? If you follow me on IG you'll definitely notice my fur children - 1, 🐶Porter is our chocolate lab who has been on the "poop eater list" at daycare for 2+ years (I consider it the equivalent to the honor roll for children) 2, 😼Gracie a very plump gray tabby who I'm convinced plots my death daily until I feed her & 3, 🐈Milly my pride and joy- if I was a cat I'd want to be her. Why? because she can eat whatever she wants and still walk the runway (our banister) like a BOSS. 👋

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