“Sure, recommending a bath soak that costs over $100 is extremely ‘pinkies up’ of me, but this isn’t your average drugstore Mr. Bubble. This concrete-sprayed bottle is the exact bath product Madonna turns to when luxuriating in her own extra-ness. It’s the weighty, architectural objet d’art your teak tub caddy has been aching for. The syrupy soap within feels equal parts clean and romantic and mysterious, like bathing under a waterfall. Better yet (for my fellow realists out there) when this tub is tapped, you can easily refill it with a soak that’s *not* $100+ and no one will be any wiser. With packaging design this impressive, you’ll probably even fool yourself.”—Laura Reilly